There are moments when I realize how I am related to my father
Me: How did the body get in the time capsule?
Mom: His best friend accidentally killed him and panicked and threw his body in there.
Me: That is just dumb. Why would you put him in a time capsule? I mean, you know that the body is going to be found in X amount of years. He is obviously a dumb murderer.
Dad: He must not have watched "Murder, She Wrote".
Good job Dad. I am proud of you.